Aus dem letzten Netz-Streifzug ...
Hier die politisch korrekten Weihnachtswünsche:
ZitatAlles anzeigenPlease accept
(with no obligation, implied or implicit,)
my best wishes for an
- environmentally conscious
- socially responsible
- low stress
- non-addictive
- gender neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice,
or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all . . .
and a
-fiscally successful,
- personally fulfilling,
- and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003,
but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make America great
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country
or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere),
and without regard to the
- race,
- creed,
- color,
- age,
- physical ability,
- religious faith,
- choice of computer platform,
- or sexual preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting,
you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish
at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
Laubi