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Hightech Mausefalle

Kein Gag, aber es wird zur Zeit tatsächlich eine "moderne" Mausefalle vermarktet, die vollautomatisch die Maus anlockt, luftdicht die Fangkammer abschließt, dass Tier vergast und dann sogar per E-Mail oder SMS eine Erfolgsnachricht an den Eigner schickt.

Details hier: [URL=http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/mobil/0,1518,510806,00.html]Automatischer Tod[/URL]

Irgendwie bleibt einem das Lachen im Halse stecken!
Aber kurios ist es allemal!

Ich möchte euch ohne schlechtes Gewissen einfach mal Bodo Wartke empfehlen. Der ist zwar schon seit Ewigkeiten dabei, ist jedoch immer noch relativ unbekannt. Meiner Meinung nach schafft es kaum jemand so gut, musikalisches und sprachliches Talent so humorvoll zu verpacken.

Kostprobe

Vorsicht, 10 Minuten lang, lohnt sich jedoch :top:

Grüße
Christian

Sehr schön!

Geiler Ofen bei eBay.

Nicht schlecht dat Mopped

:eek: ³

Allein der Artikeltext ist ja schon ein kleines Kunstwerk in sich, aber der Ofen - oh wow!!!

Frauen & Geld - Die Story aus NYC

Servus,

gerade aus NYC wieder gekommen, muss ich hier einmal die online Story der Stadt posten. In anderen Foren gab es bereits ellenlange Diskussionen zu diesem Post.
Ich finde die Antwort einfach nur klasse! :top:
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Posted on Craiglist. com

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests
PostingID: 432279810

THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

Hätte auch in den Witze-Thread gepasst. Zu disktutieren gibt es hier ja nichts

*kringel*

Lustig! :top:

Also ist es dort so wie hier: wir Männer sollen immer der Goldesel sein, der Rest ist wurscht.

BTW: gab es zu dem Artikel/der Annonce ein Foto von der "Dame"? Wenn sich wirklich jemand mal auf ein Date mit der Alten einließe und feststellte, das sie ein häßlicher Knochen ist, könnte sie glatt verklagt werden - wegen Vorspiegelung falscher Tatsachen (Im Amiland ist ja in dem Punkt scheinbar ALLES möglich).
Selbst WENN sie umwerfend aussehen WÜRDE - heißt das noch lange nicht, das ihr männliches Gegenüber das genauso sieht - was uns wieder auf die Klage bringt

Also scheint mir, das die "umwerfend gutaussehende Frau" nichts als Grütze im Kopf hat, denn das hat sie wohl nicht mitbedacht...
Zumal man als (in diesem Falle) Geschäftsfrau eh anders an sowas rangeht...